What Would Gordon Bombay Do?

I'm Matt. I'm from the UK and I'm a writer. I'm into a variety of things. It's quicker for you to take a look than for me to try and describe it. Now leave me alone.
Jun 3 '12

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Jun 3 '12

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Jun 3 '12

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Jun 2 '12
I used to think this was a good logo.

I used to think this was a good logo.

Jun 1 '12

souleveuncannibale:

vaginaldesigner:

if ur a girl who wants a relationship like in the notebook

kill urself

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Jun 1 '12

Hey Tumblr, I’ve been away for a few days

Still full of cats, boobs and butts?

Jun 1 '12

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May 29 '12
Itunes.

How Many Total Songs? 7747

Sort by Song Title – First and Last? 

First: A.D.I.D.A.S. - Korn
Last: 5150 - Van Halen (Ignoring numbered songs: Zzzz - The Cab)

Sort by Time – Shortest and Longest?

Shortest: Hey, Listen! (0:01) - Navi (Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)
Longest: A Minute for Your Son (16.55) - DMX

Sort by Artist – First and Last?

First: Aaliyah
Last: 311

Top Five Played Songs?

1. Here Comes a Regular - The Replacements (78 times)

2. Bonfire - Childish Gambino (69 times)

3. Fame < Infamy - Fall Out Boy (69 times)

4. Yonkers - Tyler, the Creator (66 times)

5. Sex on Fire - Kings of Leon (60 times)

Find the Following Words. How Many Songs Show Up?

Sex:  53
Death:  55
Love: 287
You:  915
Home: 59
Boy:  195
Girl: 186

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May 29 '12

From the mouth of my father

  • Him: Chelsea, I'll know exactly whats up with you when you date a man with a well behaved dog
  • Me: are you drunk?
  • Him: What? No but listen. I think women are attracted to men with well behaved dogs because they want babies. Whether they notice it or not, a man who raises a puppy well really just tells the world that they're great with children. So whether the woman notices it or not, she wants a child.
  • Me: & what about a woman who raises a cat well
  • Him: Well Chels, she's either lonely or a lesbian.

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May 29 '12

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